I think I peed...

[Cowbell]

forget the pics of the bat..... lets see the Hustler

Oh I'm sure you can imagine what it was like. The usual girl with one crooked tooth and a hamburger hanger down there.

 

[RMK7SledHead]

Oh I'm sure you can imagine what it was like. The usual girl with one crooked tooth and a hamburger hanger down there.

dude, the bat just saw the meat-curtains in the magazine and, like any warm-blooded male, was making his move for them when you smacked the $hit outta him with it...how'd you like it if the last thing you ever saw was a poon as it knocked you outta the sky?

 

[M.M. 700]

TTT for a great thread

 

[motojunkie101]

dude, the bat just saw the meat-curtains in the magazine and, like any warm-blooded male, was making his move for them when you smacked the $hit outta him with it...how'd you like it if the last thing you ever saw was a poon as it knocked you outta the sky?

well...in all honesty I dont think I'd mind if the last thing on my mind was poon!

 

[Bkinz]

Lmao! this is a great thread!

 

[NorthMNSledder]

I still love the fact that he hit the piss out of the bat and then the first thought (before getting rid of it) was to put it on snowest!!!

And that is why I love this site!!!!

 

[M.M. 700]

I still love the fact that he hit the piss out of the bat and then the first thought (before getting rid of it) was to put it on snowest!!!

And that is why I love this site!!!!

I never thought of that!!!!!!!! THATS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bullfrog123]

Good to see this thread again!!!! Works sucked today and this one made things all better LMFAO!!!!!

 

[Scott]

LMFAO at this thread.


Tenderizing the meat.

 

[Turbo Tim]

Alternate title : "I spanked the piss out of that bat "

Bwaahahahaaaaaaaa !!

 

[T-Bone]

Holy crap, how did I miss this thread? Pure awesomeness.

 

[Abominab1e]

 

[xrated]

cudos for bringing this back!!

wait a minute I shouldn't have read this. We are staying at the cabin and there's bats. Damnit I can't believe it but I hope the wife doesn't all of the sudden want to jump my bones...how the hell would I explain that, "well you see dear, there was a guy on snowest, and he was tenderizing the meat for supper one night...and then a bat tried to attack...so your on your own tonight...here's a tennis racket."

 

[Sapling-Thrasher]

LMAO!!!!

 

[motojunkie101]

Ttt

 

[rockdog2112]

Nothing worse than getting attacked by a bat while masturbating. We've all been there though right?

I know. Those have been some of the worst times in my like too.

 

[adrenaline junkey]

I still lol every time i read this thread

 

[ccoleman77]

This just made my night a wee bit better!

 

[onlyrotax]

LMFAO !!! Too bad we have to drag these old threads out to get some laughs.

 

[6Mile]

^^^ x2

very few new stories like this any more...