I think I peed...

[mtnrider406]

Lmao thats funny right there

 

[Weekday Warrior]

Better question. What where you planning on making?

bat strokenoff of course

 

[Cowbell]

Anybody know something I can put around the house to keep these things out besides magazines?

 

[hilinerider]

whipping up some special sauce???

 

[boostjunky]

yummmmyy

 

[M.M. 700]

Anybody know something I can put around the house to keep these things out besides magazines?

I don't think there is anything to put up around the house.

You have to find where they are comming in, and block the access.

Go out at dusk, get a lawn chair and for you (the way it sounds grab a magazine/f**k bok) but pay more attention to the house than the magaizine and see where they are flying out of you house. Around the eves/opening in the roof.

 

[superdoo]

this has been the funniest thread I have ever read on SW

even showed it to the wife, she just got mad at killing the bat. No sense of ha ha until it happens to her. Maybe have to grab a fake one and toss it her way when she's gettin her freak on.

 

[Meatman]

im thinkin if you have enough time to grab a fake bat while shes gettin her freak on, you may be doing something wrong

 

[HawkShot99]

im thinkin if you have enough time to grab a fake bat while shes gettin her freak on, you may be doing something wrong

Or she is doing someone else!

 

[Interceptor]

bat strokenoff of course

HOLY FARK - even the wifey is laughing her azz off
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[pernikm]

Important safety precautions should be in place when handling sharp knives or dealing with hot, heavy objects while "fixing" supper. Sources of contamination should also be controled around food....

 

[rev800151]

He was in the works fo making cream of sum yung guy.

 

[oonighttrain]

Nothing worse than getting attacked by a bat while masturbating. We've all been there though right?

son of a b!tch.. talk about kill the mood.. he may never be the same. just as hes thinkin about grabbin the hustler and jumbo bottle of jergens, wont be able to forget that episode.. may need some professional counseling for this..

talk about a new kind of erectile disfunction.. cant get it up cuz im afraid a bat is gonna attack..

 

[Flit-e]

OMFG that made my night..

erectile disfunction...they have an array of pills for that now.

 

[Cowbell]

Oh c'mon now guys... I was only reading that magazine for the pictures.

 

[JEEPER]

is that what the kids are calling it now-a-days?

" making some supper"

 

[augerin]

is that what the kids are calling it now-a-days?

" making some supper"

Tenderising the meat

 

[Superjag]

Wait, you guys DON'T like bats?!
Granted, mine has never gotten out and started flying around the room....

 

[Circus Midget]

You should consider changing your name to masterBATer

 

[Mountain Demon]

You should consider changing your name to masterBATer


OMG this is great