and i thought my arse hurt after sittng on there for ten minutes
WTF ! ? ! I don't even know where to start
- Thread starter Sturgis Sledder
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At least he didn't get yelled at for leaving the seat up.
Do you think he just shot the gap?
hahahahaha, this thread is awesome. I'm LMAO reading this chit
I have awesome aim coming out the front. I could pee a fly of a barbwire fence at 30 yds.
But what did they do for going #2?
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I have awesome aim coming out the front. I could pee a fly of a barbwire fence at 30 yds.
But what did they do for going #2?
He prolly crapped in her hand and she did the deposit.
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Im sure after two years her thighs were big enough to cover the entire hole in the toilet seat, leaving only one way to make a "deposit." This puts a whole new meaning on a** to mouth.
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o m g.... When I first read this I thought it said 2 days. 2 years wtf? You would think when she blew out the candles for her birthday twice with her on the can that they would start to think that something is not right.
I hope they are not registered voters.
I hope they are not registered voters.
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That is about the only way you could get some.....
Don't knock it til you try it. The seat gives you something to grab onto.
Registered Democrats - waitin' for the "free healthcare" to pay to remove the seat.
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Shi% or get offf the pot
This may be the most horrifiing mental image i have ever had ! Thanks for that sturgis !!
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so here is a job-threatening story... I used to work graveyard clean-up at a sawmill- 11pm to 7am. I was sledding all day and went to work at 11. About midnight, I go to take a dump; it's cold out and the crapper is about 80*, and the gang saw had a nice hum going on- BAD COMBO!!! I get "settled in" on the thone, and nod off a little. Well, nod off ALOT- I woke up at about 4:30AM Everyone had gone home and the mill was SILENT!!! I come alive and lurch off the can, only to find my legs were asleep I hit the floor with my coveralls around my ankles, cussing like crazy, with a toilet lid imprint in my azz; to this day, I can just fall in the general direction of the seat and it will center itself I finally regained circulation to my legs, and cleaned the whole mill in 2 1/2 hours before anyone came in!
Do you realize how hard it is to wipe when your cheeks are asleep?!!!!
Everyone had gone home and the mill was SILENT!!! I come alive and lurch off the can, only to find my legs were asleep I hit the floor with my coveralls around my ankles, cussing like crazy, with a toilet lid imprint in my azz; to this day, I can just fall in the general direction of the seat and it will center itself I finally regained circulation to my legs, and cleaned the whole mill in 2 1/2 hours before anyone came in!Do you realize how hard it is to wipe when your cheeks are asleep?!!!!
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got to go take a dump now- someone wake me back up in a bit
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I am having a tough time believing any of this story is true
We are just assuming she was fat right? no pictures or actual weight has been posted anywhere has there?
This is like some scene out of one the SAW movies or something! how can anyone sit on a friggin toilet for 2 friggin years? I am absolutely dumbfounded right now! could you imagine the stench of BO and body rot combined with sewer back wash OMG!
We are just assuming she was fat right? no pictures or actual weight has been posted anywhere has there?
This is like some scene out of one the SAW movies or something! how can anyone sit on a friggin toilet for 2 friggin years? I am absolutely dumbfounded right now! could you imagine the stench of BO and body rot combined with sewer back wash OMG!
I am having a tough time believing any of this story is true
We are just assuming she was fat right? no pictures or actual weight has been posted anywhere has there?
This is like some scene out of one the SAW movies or something! how can anyone sit on a friggin toilet for 2 friggin years? I am absolutely dumbfounded right now! could you imagine the stench of BO and body rot combined with sewer back wash OMG!
Here's the news report, just imagine it happened in a mobile home.
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that still doesnt mean it is true.. maybe, the couple is bending the truth a little..
I find it painful after 1/2 an hour even with a pile of sled mags and catalogs.
This came on the local news, complete with interview of the husband....I laughed 'til my ribs hurt!!! Friggin hilarious!!!
This came on the local news, complete with interview of the husband....I laughed 'til my ribs hurt!!! Friggin hilarious!!!
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Wow its been awhile since I laughed this hard. Maybe the chili judging contest thread. Wow how the h3ll does something like that happen, ten min and I can't feel my toes.
Proof that stupid people shouldn't breed.
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