:beer;
...check your insurance..
...a wealthy benefactor was being given a tour of the hospital...
...as they passed a room..a man was seen masturbating violently...
...oh my gawd..she screams..that is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen...
...the doctor in charge calmly explained to her that he had a serious condition...
...his testicles filled rapidly with sperm..and if he didn't do that his testicles would explode...
...well that calmed her down..as she realized the hospital had everything under control...
...passing another room..there is a guy laying on the bed getting a blow job from a nurse...
...oh my gawd..she screams again..what in the world is going on there...
...the doctor giving the tour..again calmly explained to her...
...the guy has the same condition the other guy had..but he has better insurance...
