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DON RICKLES ON DEMOCRATS
No offense intended.....Ha! Only Don Rickles could get away with
saying this stuff, but it is funny.
Don Rickles Roasts the Dems...
Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the
accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add
partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply
ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman
look like Mr. T. and Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi
look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were
less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.
Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby,
you must've been something before electricity. Seriously, the
Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let
that fool you. She really is an idiot. Madame Speaker... want to
make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says she's not partisan,
but her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini.
Charlie Rangel... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers
blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel's the
only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes
our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental
income! So why isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs
more scams than a Nigerian Banker.
Barney Frank - he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone.
Consider... he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and
they're not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're
still heading up the financial system! Let's all admit it...
Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on novocain. How did
this guy get elected? Oh, that's right..... he's from
Massachusetts. That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry
-- man of the people!
You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine
bottles with him. Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local
newspaper calls you a "lying weasel", it may be time to retire..
Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons. Even
Rangel looks up to him!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you... especially
given your upbringing. All you've overcome..... I heard your
birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don't
know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you.
Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion
compared to that of thousands of others?
As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President
Obama's arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree. Now it's true when
you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but
he has it in his back pocket. His mind is open to new ideas -- so
open that ideas simply pass through it. Obama lies so much, I was
actually surprised to find out his first name really was Barack.
Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a
record... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton. As
far as his administration -- what with the tax cheat and lobbyists
-- well, in the words of Patches O'Houlihan, "It's like watching a
bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there."
With all due respect..
FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE"... BEND OVER AND PREPARE
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labours of the people under the pretence
of taking care of them.
-- Thomas Jefferson
No offense intended.....Ha! Only Don Rickles could get away with
saying this stuff, but it is funny.
Don Rickles Roasts the Dems...
Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the
accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add
partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply
ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman
look like Mr. T. and Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi
look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were
less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.
Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby,
you must've been something before electricity. Seriously, the
Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let
that fool you. She really is an idiot. Madame Speaker... want to
make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says she's not partisan,
but her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini.
Charlie Rangel... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers
blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel's the
only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes
our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental
income! So why isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs
more scams than a Nigerian Banker.
Barney Frank - he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone.
Consider... he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and
they're not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're
still heading up the financial system! Let's all admit it...
Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on novocain. How did
this guy get elected? Oh, that's right..... he's from
Massachusetts. That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry
-- man of the people!
You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine
bottles with him. Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local
newspaper calls you a "lying weasel", it may be time to retire..
Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons. Even
Rangel looks up to him!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you... especially
given your upbringing. All you've overcome..... I heard your
birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don't
know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you.
Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion
compared to that of thousands of others?
As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President
Obama's arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree. Now it's true when
you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but
he has it in his back pocket. His mind is open to new ideas -- so
open that ideas simply pass through it. Obama lies so much, I was
actually surprised to find out his first name really was Barack.
Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a
record... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton. As
far as his administration -- what with the tax cheat and lobbyists
-- well, in the words of Patches O'Houlihan, "It's like watching a
bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there."
With all due respect..
FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE"... BEND OVER AND PREPARE
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labours of the people under the pretence
of taking care of them.
-- Thomas Jefferson
A great description of Bwanny Fwank.
