So the bar calls and says they have my dogs!

[Himark]

You know you are in a small town when a bar owner calls that is 5 miles from your house and says "Hey we have your dogs here in the smoking section you may want to come and get them" I was like WTF are my dogs doing hooping it up in town and needing a ride home..... I asked her, "how do you know they are my dogs?" She says her dad is firends with my mail lady and these are your dogs.

I mean I have had the old call to goto the bar and pick up my pals because they are to but this is a first

hahaha...So now I need to come up with a finish line for......."so have you heard the one about these two dogs that walk into a bar?"

 

[turbolover]

I just want to know who has the bigger Bar bill, you or the dogs?

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[m8magicandmystery]

whenever the bar calls me to say my dog is in the bar and I go and pick her up she is always too drunk to cook me supper....

but I usually get lucky...

 

[Scott]

HAHAHA.

 

[polaris dude]

Haha I definitely was expecting a B__ joke

 

[05900]

You Bitches stop whining !! Cat Fights are Friday nights !!

You ordered the Tire Biter right?

Thought you two were 86'd till you pay your tab ??

 

[Trashy]

Did they bring their ID so they could order drinks?

 

[m8magicandmystery]

Did they bring their ID so they could order drinks?

haha...dog tags....one thing for certain, they left their id peeing in the corner by the spitoon