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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'
Second guy: 'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they ask him,
'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'
Fourth guy: 'I just set the alarm for 5:00 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?'
She said: 'Wear sun-block.'
First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'
Second guy: 'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they ask him,
'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'
Fourth guy: 'I just set the alarm for 5:00 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?'
She said: 'Wear sun-block.'
:beer;
