Help a guy out

[Powderhound]

So what do you say when it is 11pm and your wife opens the door to the garage and you are standing on your sled a brapping the motor...

I was not working on the motor tonight. I was polishing and installing a gauge lifter.... I was just in the mood to hear my motor and smell a little 2 stroke. She looked at me like I was the biggest moron she had ever seen... I need some new excuses !!!! Help a brotha out

 

[NO IQ]

So sorry , would love to help , but I married a great 1 , she loves the smell of 2 stroke smoke just as much as I do ( or more ) ! My wife would say " Why the F*CK didn't you tell me you were starting the sleds " !

 

[907to406]

Uh...honey I was just cleaning it and it went off...

 

[snowmobiler]

excuses wont help.when you 2 get older she will still think your moron.LOL.mine wife still does.

 

[m8magicandmystery]

tell her two stroke oil smoke slows global warming

 

[Minten]

Easy, your addicted to that sweet two-stroke smell and if you don't get at least 10 minutes of it a month, you will go mentally insane (or more than what you already are) and bad things will happen.

 

[Powderhound]

Uh...honey I was just cleaning it and it went off...

Talking about your sled right

 

[Mjunkie]

Tell her that some people smoke crack, some do heroine, but your addiction is legal and a lot healthier, it's called 2-stroke.

 

[akstormin]

Give her some alternative behaviors that would be worse (from her perspective) like you could just sit in front of the computer and surf **** all evening. Maybe your "addiction" won't look so bad then.

 

[Tim Healy]

my wife just finally left and is never coming back now no one looks at me like I am a moron and I am thinking that isnt such a bad thing more money for the sled

 

[RaggedEdgePerformance]

That's too bad!! I'm one of those wives who wants her own 2-stroke sled to smell and oh yeah the turbo too!

 

[hockeyb4]

Next time before you go out catch her at a time when she will deny you the "goods" and give her the option of that or working on the sled there will be no judgement passed or interruption for that matter. best case you get to do both

 

[TGitt]

Talking about your sled right

Beat me to it...

 

[gmustangt]

Tell her you had the garage door open and bears were in the driveway, and if you didnt start the sled to scare them away... well

 

[Jeff C]

You need to go on the offensive for these types of things.........

Next time she walks out into the garage and "catches you" look over to her and say: "Honey, next time you come out here like that, you had better be wearing a lace bra and those crotchless chaps I bought for you a while back, and be prepared to bend over cause daddy is gonna do some reverse foot forward sidehilling on your a$$"


You got to know how to talk to these women when they cop an attitude while you are in the man-garage............

 

[polaris dude]

OR say "hey I don't do drugs and I don't smoke, THIS IS MY THING!"

 

[tudizzle]

You guys let your wives in the garage?

 

[xpspenziv]

You guys let your wives in the garage?

I guess she is right. He really is a moron.


Mine asks if she can come hang out with me in the garage.

 

[Trenchmaster]

Tell her 2 stroke smoke makes you horny!!!

 

[Bendy]

Cause we all know it does! so you wouldn't be lying.