Arctic Cat/Textron hires Kanedog as President, COO

[spoon]

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Larry Enticer has a kid! Just gonna send it!

 

[kanedog]

Tuneman hired. Spoon man be mclovin’ the mullet !

 

[IDspud]

Comfort supplier?
Kitty Cat Concierge?
Did Kanedog just make me company pimp?

 

[NorthMNSledder]

This has the makings for the greatest company in the history of companies!! Let alone should have the sled industry dominated before Polaris gets all their recalls done.

I have about 25 years experience in CAD drafting and metal work............. And I've spent some time working in the test lab on shooting projectiles at prototype stuff for blast resistant testing. That has to be helpful at some level.

 

[IDspud]

Hey, me too, kinda.
I got suspended for shooting a spud gun at school anyway.

 

[kanedog]

NorthMNSledder hired as destructive testing Manager, teacher of common sense to young’uns.
Idspud doing double duty as destructive testing and common sense assistant.
Roster will update in the morning, gotta wring $50,000,000 outta Textron to begin Cat climb to the top!
Open positions-a hilarious funny person to walk the factory and make people laugh, lighthearted poking, cheer up peeps. Like a Jester joker of ancient times.
Also need a land acquisition man. We buying us up some land. Goal-Like Giga Texas, 2,000 acres.

 

[IDspud]

Get me that $ and my north farm is yours, I’ll resign all previous positions and take up full time crash test dummy.

 

[spoon]

Get me that $ and my north farm is yours, I’ll resign all previous positions and take up full time crash test dummy.

Moving up from part time?

 

[IDspud]

Definitely part time, but very dedicated to breaking stuff when possible.

 

[kanedog]

-Ndfb35 is resident petroleum manager and playgirl model.
-PSI 800 is hatchet man and
-Spoon is marketing manager.
-Volcano Buster is factory rider recruiter
-Christopher is website runner dude
-Simnil is European test site manager, primary test rider, host of test team in Europe.
-NorthMNSledder hired as destructive testing Manager, teacher of common sense to young’uns.
-Idspud is potato and comfort Cat supplier, destructive testing and common sense assistant.

Looking for a city planner. We building a uuuuuuge new subdivision for thousands of employees.

 

[IDspud]

People?
YUCK

 

[kanedog]

Let the people pet an IdSpud comfort cat. If the yucky peeps don’t wanna hold a cute kitten, refer them to hatchet man PSI 800.

 

[boondocker97]

I nominate Wyoboy as turbo tuner. You two can have an annual cage match to decide who gets to spec the clutching and gearing calibrations.

Recommend a company Festivus party in December where everyone airs their grievances to promote moral. May not want me for HR manager... or maybe you do!

I build shocks in my garage. Make suspension great again!

 

[kanedog]

Hired

 

[hwwee]

Congrats @kanedog ! I would love to get arctic cat back in our rental fleet. No rep reached out to us after our last season running cats in 19. We still carry polaris and ski doo but miss the cats! If you ever need help designing a rental program like Uncharted Society ( BRP) or Polaris Adventures let me know be happy to give ya some feedback from the rental perspective.

 

[kanedog]

Hired. Cat rental development manager

 

[Calvin42]

MAGA - Make Arctic cat Great Again!

 

[kanedog]

Has a nice ring to it!
Calvin42 is hired as catchy slogan manager.

 

[IDspud]

Catchy slogan killed company!!!
Shoulda checked Calvin 42’s cred.
…..fired by Bud Light.

 

[IDspud]

Kane skipped town with startup cash and one of yalls mom.

Y’all are fired and company folded.