Did Billy Mays leave his brother to us?

[Mafesto]

I'm watching this dickhead cut the bottom out of his canoe & install a stupid screen door.
Then he sprays some dopey sealant spray on it & paddles it around like he's Tony Dean going to catch that elusive proud angler.
Well that's all good & fine, but does he have to holler like he's got crawfish in his underwear?
I mean I'm about to fall asleep & this human bullhorn starts yelling like a drill sergeant at Fort Leonard Wood.
Yeah, I'm gonna jump right up & order a case of this crap!

And why do we have all of these infomercials at 2:30 AM anyways?
Even if it's something I would actually want (yeah right), so I will concentrate & say to myself the 800 # a couple times so I can recall it in the morning.
Give me a break! All I wanna do in the morning pee like I've been locked in the back seat of an Oldsmobile after drinking a 8 pack of Miller Ponies on road trip.
Nobody remembers that crap in the morning.
Even if they did they would realize just how stupid the product really is.
I mean that's why they show them in the middle of the night.....your common sense is the 1st part of the brain to fall asleep (coincidentally, it's also the 1st part of the brain that gets drunk)

Anyway, what were we talking about?

 

[snowmobilesrme]

I'm watching this dickhead cut the bottom out of his canoe & install a stupid screen door.
Then he sprays some dopey sealant spray on it & paddles it around like he's Tony Dean going to catch that elusive proud angler.
Well that's all good & fine, but does he have to holler like he's got crawfish in his underwear?
I mean I'm about to fall asleep & this human bullhorn starts yelling like a drill sergeant at Fort Leonard Wood.
Yeah, I'm gonna jump right up & order a case of this crap!

And why do we have all of these infomercials at 2:30 AM anyways?
Even if it's something I would actually want (yeah right), so I will concentrate & say to myself the 800 # a couple times so I can recall it in the morning.
Give me a break! All I wanna do in the morning pee like I've been locked in the back seat of an Oldsmobile after drinking a 8 pack of Miller Ponies on road trip.
Nobody remembers that crap in the morning.
Even if they did they would realize just how stupid the product really is.
I mean that's why they show them in the middle of the night.....your common sense is the 1st part of the brain to fall asleep (coincidentally, it's also the 1st part of the brain that gets drunk)

Anyway, what were we talking about?

one infomercial I'll always remember is the one with the German engineered oscillating ( or whatever it's called ) tool with the tile and grout cutter, trim cutter, all these different bits, various materials, even piping cutter bits, you're able to cut whatever, then while it's running, touch it to your skin and it does nothing. pretty sick. then craftsman came out with the same thing, but it just was never build as good as the German one. anyone know what it's called? It made home improvements super easy. like.... not some gimmick, but a well build power tool

 

[Mafesto]

You're thinking about Vince & the Shamwow!

 

[snowmobilesrme]

You're thinking about Vince & the Shamwow!

HA! yeah that's it.....

 

[94fordguy]

I'm watching this dickhead cut the bottom out of his canoe & install a stupid screen door.
Then he sprays some dopey sealant spray on it & paddles it around like he's Tony Dean going to catch that elusive proud angler.
Well that's all good & fine, but does he have to holler like he's got crawfish in his underwear?
I mean I'm about to fall asleep & this human bullhorn starts yelling like a drill sergeant at Fort Leonard Wood.
Yeah, I'm gonna jump right up & order a case of this crap!

And why do we have all of these infomercials at 2:30 AM anyways?
Even if it's something I would actually want (yeah right), so I will concentrate & say to myself the 800 # a couple times so I can recall it in the morning.
Give me a break! All I wanna do in the morning pee like I've been locked in the back seat of an Oldsmobile after drinking a 8 pack of Miller Ponies on road trip.
Nobody remembers that crap in the morning.
Even if they did they would realize just how stupid the product really is.
I mean that's why they show them in the middle of the night.....your common sense is the 1st part of the brain to fall asleep (coincidentally, it's also the 1st part of the brain that gets drunk)

Anyway, what were we talking about?

LMAO! So true.... so true

 

[snowmobilesrme]

this power tool infomercial I was talkin about they'd play it surfing the day on espn and stuff.

 

[Trashy]

Don't get me started about the Slap Chop.... Lol

 

[jzanc532]

SRM is an infomercial.

 

[motojunkie101]

Don't get me started about the Slap Chop.... Lol

You're gonna love my nuts!

 

[94fordguy]

Don't get me started about the Slap Chop.... Lol

You're gonna love my nuts!

Remixed.....

 

[Mafesto]

this power tool infomercial I was talkin about they'd play it surfing the day on espn and stuff.

You're thinking "Set it & forget it"

 

[harrysmith500]

Hahhahahahhahababg

 

[Racer220]

"But if you call now.........within the next 20 minutes, I mean, we can't do this all day....."

They'll double the offer!!!! Pick up the phone everybody!
























































38 months later..........

"But if you call now.........within the next 20 minutes, I mean, we can't do this all day....."


huh?.............wait a second..........

 

[05900]

Don't get me started about the Slap Chop.... Lol

Slap On................Slap Off ?????
Enough about his WIFE!

Where are the tools...Gator Grip,Bionic Wrench,,Or Wench :face-icon-small-win

 

[turbolover]

You're gonna love my nuts!

The remix infomercial about slappin em is hillarious!