I'm watching this dickhead cut the bottom out of his canoe & install a stupid screen door.
Then he sprays some dopey sealant spray on it & paddles it around like he's Tony Dean going to catch that elusive proud angler.
Well that's all good & fine, but does he have to holler like he's got crawfish in his underwear?
I mean I'm about to fall asleep & this human bullhorn starts yelling like a drill sergeant at Fort Leonard Wood.
Yeah, I'm gonna jump right up & order a case of this crap!
And why do we have all of these infomercials at 2:30 AM anyways?
Even if it's something I would actually want (yeah right), so I will concentrate & say to myself the 800 # a couple times so I can recall it in the morning.
Give me a break! All I wanna do in the morning pee like I've been locked in the back seat of an Oldsmobile after drinking a 8 pack of Miller Ponies on road trip.
Nobody remembers that crap in the morning.
Even if they did they would realize just how stupid the product really is.
I mean that's why they show them in the middle of the night.....your common sense is the 1st part of the brain to fall asleep (coincidentally, it's also the 1st part of the brain that gets drunk)
Anyway, what were we talking about?
Then he sprays some dopey sealant spray on it & paddles it around like he's Tony Dean going to catch that elusive proud angler.
Well that's all good & fine, but does he have to holler like he's got crawfish in his underwear?
I mean I'm about to fall asleep & this human bullhorn starts yelling like a drill sergeant at Fort Leonard Wood.
Yeah, I'm gonna jump right up & order a case of this crap!
And why do we have all of these infomercials at 2:30 AM anyways?
Even if it's something I would actually want (yeah right), so I will concentrate & say to myself the 800 # a couple times so I can recall it in the morning.
Give me a break! All I wanna do in the morning pee like I've been locked in the back seat of an Oldsmobile after drinking a 8 pack of Miller Ponies on road trip.
Nobody remembers that crap in the morning.
Even if they did they would realize just how stupid the product really is.
I mean that's why they show them in the middle of the night.....your common sense is the 1st part of the brain to fall asleep (coincidentally, it's also the 1st part of the brain that gets drunk)
Anyway, what were we talking about?