Why It's Great To Be A Woman!

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hairy back!!! ick! I know they have all heard of waxing.

Thanks for the great laugh! As soon as I read the first reason my day got better!

kiliki said:

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hairy back!!! ick! I know they have all heard of waxing.

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Lol, why would we need to wax our backs, it's not like we ever see it.

Recently, in a large city in Australia ,
a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym.
It said, "This summer,
do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

A middle-aged woman,
whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster,
responded publicly to the question
posed by the gym.


To Whom It May Concern,
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans.)
They have an active sex life,
get pregnant and have adorable baby whales.
They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.
They play and swim in the seas,
seeing wonderful places like Patagonia ,
the Bering Sea
and the coral reefs of Polynesia .
Whales are wonderful singers
and have even recorded CDs.
They are incredible creatures
and virtually have no predators
other than humans.
They are loved, protected and admired
by almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids don't exist.
If they did exist,
they would be lining up outside the offices
of Argentinean psychoanalysts
due to identity crisis. Fish or human?
They don't have a sex life
because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex?
Just look at them ... where is IT?
Therefore, they don't have kids either.
Not to mention,
who wants to get close to a girl who smells
like a fish store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me:
I want to be a whale.

P..S. We are in an age
when media puts into our heads
the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate with my friends.
With time, we gain weight
because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads
that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy,
we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.
Beginning today,
when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, ¨Good grief, look how smart I am!¨

Thanks Ladies!

Thanks ladies for the poems and comments. I needed a good laugh today.

Why its great to be a woman? No performance anxiety ... ever. In fact, the worse you are in bed,the better your reputation. Oh and...A dip in the ocean makes your interesting parts expand, not shrink.

"You don't have hair on your back"

How do we know you haven't got a neanderthal back:face-icon-small-sho:face-icon-small-hap?

Puddy Tat said:

You know The Truth about whether size matters.

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and the truth is???ray:

I thought it was going to be something like ""When you do a cornice drop that your junk doesn't flop out of your bvd's and get caught in your sno pants"" >>>>.

Engine Pro 5x said:

I thought it was going to be something like ""When you do a cornice drop that your junk doesn't flop out of your bvd's and get caught in your sno pants"" >>>>.

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GET OUT OF THE LADIES forum you perv! LOL:face-icon-small-coo

You guys crack me up! :beer;

Things are definately more interesting on this side. Sorry, i probably should go back home, i think i hear my mom calling...........

Speeedracer said:

GET OUT OF THE LADIES forum you perv! LOL:face-icon-small-coo

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#### Ok!! So if I am what are YOU !!!! >>>>.