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TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED...
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your *** in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your *** in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
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Chevy rides like a boy
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This is somebody's random thought.
man and ape evolved from a rusty shovel used by poison arrow donkies to dig for Lincoln logs to build their crackhouses with.
man and ape evolved from a rusty shovel used by poison arrow donkies to dig for Lincoln logs to build their crackhouses with.
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Smoking Marlbory 72's. Smooth when you smoek them but I get a weird after taste on my tongue.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR...
10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.
9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.
4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's azz.
1. Lipstick on the mouse.
10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.
9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.
4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's azz.
1. Lipstick on the mouse.
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ED600 is the man
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People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
Hahahahahaha!
Hahahahahaha!
Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women
10 - You Can Trade In An Old 44 For A New 22, No Questions Asked.
9 - You Can Keep One Handgun At Home, And Have Another For When You're
On The Road.
8 - If You Admire A Friend's Handgun And Tell Him So, He Will Probably Let You Try It Out A Few Times.
7 - Your Primary Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Keep Another Handgun For A Back Up.
6 - Your Handgun Will Stay With You Even If You Run Out Of Ammo.
5 - A Handgun Doesn't Take Up A Lot Of Closet Space.
4 - Handguns Function Normally Every Day Of The Month.
3 - A Handgun Doesn't Ask, "do These New Grips Make Me Look Fat?"
2 - A Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Go To Sleep After You Use It.
1 - You Can Buy A Silencer For A Handgun.
10 - You Can Trade In An Old 44 For A New 22, No Questions Asked.
9 - You Can Keep One Handgun At Home, And Have Another For When You're
On The Road.
8 - If You Admire A Friend's Handgun And Tell Him So, He Will Probably Let You Try It Out A Few Times.
7 - Your Primary Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Keep Another Handgun For A Back Up.
6 - Your Handgun Will Stay With You Even If You Run Out Of Ammo.
5 - A Handgun Doesn't Take Up A Lot Of Closet Space.
4 - Handguns Function Normally Every Day Of The Month.
3 - A Handgun Doesn't Ask, "do These New Grips Make Me Look Fat?"
2 - A Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Go To Sleep After You Use It.
1 - You Can Buy A Silencer For A Handgun.
Skidoobedoo has rides like a little boy
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Quick post.
Heres a random thought. The word for teh day is Legs. Lets spread the word! :beer;
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