Montana barbie released!!!

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Montana market:

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'BIG SKY BARBIE'
She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named 'Belle' and a million dollar waterfront home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


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'KALISPELL BARBIE'
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. She has no idea what Ken does for work. Cell phone and golden retriever dog sold separately. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



' Great Falls Barbie'
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, and a meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



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'WHITEFISH BARBIE'
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



' BILLINGS BARBIE'
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



' BOZEMAN BARBIE'
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as newly built spec house in new sub division. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


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'HUNGRY HORSE BARBIE'
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Billings Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


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' MISSOULA BARBIE'
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Missoula Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


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' WOLF POINT BARBIE '
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and 2 infant dolls. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant. Warning: it is possible that Wolf Point Barbie will soon come with an additional infant. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



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' HAMILTON BARBIE'
She's perfect in every way, mainly due to the high levels of antidepressants in her system. We don't know where Ken is because he's always at church meetings. Available with 2.5 kids.
 

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Reading down the list, I couldn't wait for the Butte Barbie. I was trying to imagine what it was going to be like but she never showed up.
 

burndown

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Nice and accurate! Butte Barbie would have red hair, pasty skin with freckles, and a few missing teeth from Evel Knievel days.
 

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i would love to see browning's barbie LOL complete with her own meth lab and run down gov't housing with 8 kids from 8 guys! housing comes complete with Firestone tires on the roof! lol (some assmebly required!)
 
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