I think the woke social justice warriors and virtue signalers here and everywhere need to go in person immediately to the inner cities and teach proper "hooping" techniques. There is not a doubt in my mind that this would quickly be adopted and be widely regarded and accepted as the first best practices to help our troubled country take the first step forward. And I'm going to honest in thinking we have some frequently contributing experts on drugs here that could make the difference.
For those who don't know, hooping is placing a chosen illicit drug (perhaps fentynal or choice de jur) of choice up inside someone's anus to give quicker results.
Modern problems require modern solutions and thankfully we have Hunter, who given his expertise, would be an excellent choice as a national liaison, and should and could make many live appearances as possible on corporate media, and should be able to lead and teach proper hooping techniques on the Today show, Good Morning America, Morning Joe, CNN live in the classroom, etc.
Is anyone here good at sloganeering? Something like "after pooping, do your body right with proper hooping!" I don't know, it needs work.