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you guys just need to move closer!!
Joke of the day!
- Thread starter TheFlyingFynn
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I keep telling my wife the same thing!
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All I need is a good stable contract job that pays $100k a year and I am there. But in my mind I keep tellig myself I need a cabin up there.
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Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
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"we would rather do business with 1000 al qaeda terrorists than with one single ameri
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This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia.
You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business...and that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?
Answer: A Funeral Home
(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)
You gotta love it!!! God Bless America!
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This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia.
You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business...and that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?
Answer: A Funeral Home
(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)
You gotta love it!!! God Bless America!
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Lightbulb Maintenance... How many online forum member
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How many online forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask what is a "FAQ".
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
:beer;
How many online forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask what is a "FAQ".
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Guts or Balls.
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
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An Amish farmer walking through his field
notices a man drinking from his pond, with
his hand.
The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe
und die Schweine haben in ihm
geschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the
cows and the pigs have **** in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand your gibberish. Speak English,
infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
notices a man drinking from his pond, with
his hand.
The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe
und die Schweine haben in ihm
geschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the
cows and the pigs have **** in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand your gibberish. Speak English,
infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in
Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have
some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's
dead!"
A couple of weeks later the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the
Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked,
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars a piece and
made a profit of $898."
The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his
two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have
some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's
dead!"
A couple of weeks later the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the
Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked,
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars a piece and
made a profit of $898."
The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his
two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
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[FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]BE NICE
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Be nice to others because time will make a difference...
One day, you may no longer be the BIG DOG...
Just the old dog! One day, you may no longer be the BIG DOG...
Doesn't seem like it takes long either
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Two Kentucky rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge sink hole in the ground. They approached it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says " Wow, 'at's some sink hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says "There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two, and three, and throw it in the sink hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turnaround they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the sink hole, and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the sink hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Didn't happen to see my goat round here, did ya?"
The first hunter says " We sure nuff did. We was justa standin here a minute ago and yer goat come running out of them bushes over yonder doin' bout a hunert miles an hour and he jumped headfirst into this here sink hole!"
And the old farmer said, "That ain't possible. I had him chained to a transmission!"
The first hunter says " Wow, 'at's some sink hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says "There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two, and three, and throw it in the sink hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turnaround they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the sink hole, and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the sink hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Didn't happen to see my goat round here, did ya?"
The first hunter says " We sure nuff did. We was justa standin here a minute ago and yer goat come running out of them bushes over yonder doin' bout a hunert miles an hour and he jumped headfirst into this here sink hole!"
And the old farmer said, "That ain't possible. I had him chained to a transmission!"
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Living in 2009
Living in 2009
Living in 2009
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to.
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to.
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Two women were out for a Saturday stroll.
One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua ..
As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman
said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in
there. We've got the Dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as
I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman
put on a pair of dark glasses and Started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets
allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't
understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now.
They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him
that a Chihuahu was a seeing-eye dog
may be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the
heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started
to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets
allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand.. This is my
seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua ?"
The woman said indignantly, "A Chihuahua? They gave me
a f---kng Chihuahua ???????
One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua ..
As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman
said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in
there. We've got the Dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as
I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman
put on a pair of dark glasses and Started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets
allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't
understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now.
They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him
that a Chihuahu was a seeing-eye dog
may be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the
heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started
to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets
allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand.. This is my
seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua ?"
The woman said indignantly, "A Chihuahua? They gave me
a f---kng Chihuahua ???????
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The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said....
You'll love this.....
Yep, I know you will....
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said....
You'll love this.....
Yep, I know you will....
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
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The Duck Hunter
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided
to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then
a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in
the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his
doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news
is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin. There
was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all the
pellets."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive pellet damage done to
your penis, so I'm going to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a
plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Symphony
Orchestra and she will teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss
in your eye."
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided
to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then
a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in
the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his
doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news
is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin. There
was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all the
pellets."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive pellet damage done to
your penis, so I'm going to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a
plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Symphony
Orchestra and she will teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss
in your eye."
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A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the
> bar. It hits the blond woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The
> bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
>
> Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his
> third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the
> bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts
> and she decks him!
>
> He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the
> bartender do it?'
>
> 'Duh,' says the blond, 'He has a licker license
> bar. It hits the blond woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The
> bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
>
> Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his
> third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the
> bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts
> and she decks him!
>
> He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the
> bartender do it?'
>
> 'Duh,' says the blond, 'He has a licker license
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First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were
> attending their first
> anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered
> around the surgery
> table with the body covered with a white sheet.
>
> The professor started the class by telling them, "In
> Veterinary Medicine, it
> is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
> the first is that
> you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
> body." As an example,
> the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
> the butt of the
> dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
> "Go ahead and do
> the same thing," he told his students.
>
> The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,
> but eventually took
> turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and
> sucking on it.
>
> When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
> said, "The second
> most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
> finger and
> sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
> Life's tough. It's
> even tougher if you're stupid."
> attending their first
> anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered
> around the surgery
> table with the body covered with a white sheet.
>
> The professor started the class by telling them, "In
> Veterinary Medicine, it
> is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
> the first is that
> you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
> body." As an example,
> the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
> the butt of the
> dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
> "Go ahead and do
> the same thing," he told his students.
>
> The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,
> but eventually took
> turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and
> sucking on it.
>
> When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
> said, "The second
> most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
> finger and
> sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
> Life's tough. It's
> even tougher if you're stupid."
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HER DIARY
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
My Snowmobile wouldn't start today, but I got some.....for no reason at all!
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
My Snowmobile wouldn't start today, but I got some.....for no reason at all!
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That's not a joke that's real life buddy.
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yep!!
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