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Two couples were playing poker one evening. Ken accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
up, he noticed Ron's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her
dress!
Shocked by this, Ken upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Ken went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Ron's wife
Followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, Ken courageously admitted that, well indeed
he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
this offer, Ken confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since
her husband Ron works Friday afternoons and Ken doesn't, Ken should be
at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Ken showed up at Ron's house at 2 p.m. sharp
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. Ken quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Ron came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon entering the house,
asked his wife abruptly. "Did Ken come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Ron, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. Ken came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player...:beer;
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
up, he noticed Ron's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her
dress!
Shocked by this, Ken upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Ken went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Ron's wife
Followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, Ken courageously admitted that, well indeed
he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
this offer, Ken confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since
her husband Ron works Friday afternoons and Ken doesn't, Ken should be
at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Ken showed up at Ron's house at 2 p.m. sharp
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. Ken quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Ron came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon entering the house,
asked his wife abruptly. "Did Ken come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Ron, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. Ken came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player...:beer;
