joke

It's new to me...if you've heard it before....I don't care


The commanding officer of a ship in the U. S. Navy was about to start the
morning briefing to the wardroom. While waiting for the coffee machine to
finish its brewing, the Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of
just how much of love-making was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'

The executive officer chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.

The operations officer responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending
on his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Captain turned to the Seaman who was in charge
of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Seaman responded, 'Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure.'
The Captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked 'Why?'
Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing
it for them.'