Cough, Cough I can't work!!!!!

Hung Chow calls into work and says, " Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work."



The boss says, "I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........................ You got nice house."