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your twin sister forgets your birthday.
you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
you wake up to discover that your water bed broke then realize that you don't have a water bed.
horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow Hell's Angels on the freeway.
you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
you wake up to discover that your water bed broke then realize that you don't have a water bed.
horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow Hell's Angels on the freeway.