Anyone looking for a 'poor at best' lighting product for their truck, sled, 4-wheeler or bike? With horrendous 'beat around the bush' customer service as an added bonus!
Well, look no further... Retro-solutions.com is where you want to go!
They offer a kit just for you.
One that sets off engine codes and creates an un-removable film on the inside of the headlight lens on your brand new snow machine. It's non-returnable once it's been installed, though it never actually worked properly in the first place, so be prepared to keep it or sell it.
How about...
One that renders the automatic headlight & marker light switch as well as the DRL's useless on your brand new Dodge pickup.
Perhaps you're hoping your headlights randomly cut out, leaving you curious as to when they might come back on, while driving down the pitch black British Columbian highways.
Did I forget to mention that every time you meet on-coming traffic over a crest or around a corner you get flashed due to the 4 second delay from hi beam to low beam.
Maybe you would like to entertain the thought that you have to wait 10 seconds to get full power to your hi beams every time you switch from low to hi beam.
Would you like to turn on your, once but no longer automatic, headlight switch every time you hop in your luxurious pickup truck. Everyone wants to get pulled over by the police because they didn't realize their DRL's were actually fully powered HID hi beams now.
If you want all these issues than look no further than Retro-Solutions.com.
"We here at Retro-Solutions.com have been blessed with increased success and growth year after year. We owe it to all to our SUPERB CUSTOMER SERVICE and QUALITY products. CLIENTS KNOW when they come to us they can expect NO GAGS, NO GIMMICKS and NO BULL SERVICE. Specializing in HID, CCFL, and LED automotive lighting there is no shortage in possibilities of adding that certain look or performance to your vehicle for years to come."
CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS
"At Retro-solutions.com I got exactly what I wanted. The expectation of me doing multiple tests to determine why their 'plug & play' product isn't working."
'At Retro-Solutions I've come to expect senseless misunderstandings and much time wasted, due to strictly email only communications, on their part. I mean this is the twentieth century, who uses phones now days anyway, right?'
'Don't forget to put on your reading glasses. You don't want to miss all that fine print which makes you, the customer, 100% liable for any & all problems or dissatisfactions with a sub par product!'
'Don't bother asking what problems could arise, before purchasing their products, they won't tell you. Don't you know we are all experts at HID lighting? There is absolutely no need for customers to ask the professionals why they might NOT want to buy their product. Those crinkles can get ironed out after the money has changed hands.'
Thanks for choosing Retro-Solutions.com...
'We're not satisfied until you're not satisfied!'
Well, look no further... Retro-solutions.com is where you want to go!
They offer a kit just for you.
One that sets off engine codes and creates an un-removable film on the inside of the headlight lens on your brand new snow machine. It's non-returnable once it's been installed, though it never actually worked properly in the first place, so be prepared to keep it or sell it.
How about...
One that renders the automatic headlight & marker light switch as well as the DRL's useless on your brand new Dodge pickup.
Perhaps you're hoping your headlights randomly cut out, leaving you curious as to when they might come back on, while driving down the pitch black British Columbian highways.
Did I forget to mention that every time you meet on-coming traffic over a crest or around a corner you get flashed due to the 4 second delay from hi beam to low beam.
Maybe you would like to entertain the thought that you have to wait 10 seconds to get full power to your hi beams every time you switch from low to hi beam.
Would you like to turn on your, once but no longer automatic, headlight switch every time you hop in your luxurious pickup truck. Everyone wants to get pulled over by the police because they didn't realize their DRL's were actually fully powered HID hi beams now.
If you want all these issues than look no further than Retro-Solutions.com.
"We here at Retro-Solutions.com have been blessed with increased success and growth year after year. We owe it to all to our SUPERB CUSTOMER SERVICE and QUALITY products. CLIENTS KNOW when they come to us they can expect NO GAGS, NO GIMMICKS and NO BULL SERVICE. Specializing in HID, CCFL, and LED automotive lighting there is no shortage in possibilities of adding that certain look or performance to your vehicle for years to come."
CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS
"At Retro-solutions.com I got exactly what I wanted. The expectation of me doing multiple tests to determine why their 'plug & play' product isn't working."
'At Retro-Solutions I've come to expect senseless misunderstandings and much time wasted, due to strictly email only communications, on their part. I mean this is the twentieth century, who uses phones now days anyway, right?'
'Don't forget to put on your reading glasses. You don't want to miss all that fine print which makes you, the customer, 100% liable for any & all problems or dissatisfactions with a sub par product!'
'Don't bother asking what problems could arise, before purchasing their products, they won't tell you. Don't you know we are all experts at HID lighting? There is absolutely no need for customers to ask the professionals why they might NOT want to buy their product. Those crinkles can get ironed out after the money has changed hands.'
Thanks for choosing Retro-Solutions.com...
'We're not satisfied until you're not satisfied!'
