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Finally, The Guy's side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty Good.)
We always hear "The Rules" from the female side..
Now here are the rules from the male side..
These are our rules! Please note.. These are numbered "1" on purpose!!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.
YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN.
WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.
YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN
ARGUMENT. IN FACT ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7
DAYS.
1. IF YOU WON'T DRESS LIKE VICTORIA SECRET GIRLS, DON'T EXPECT US
TO ACT LIKE SOAP OPERA GUYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE..DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE
OF THEM MAKES YOU ANGRY OR SAD, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING, OR TELL US HOW YOU
WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO DO IT
BEST, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING
COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER
DO WE..
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, JUST LIKE WINDOWS.
1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE
TIDE... LET IT BE.
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS.
1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM..SEE A DOCTOR.
1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED. WE DO THAT.
1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE
PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL, THE SHOTGUN
FORMATION, OR GOLF..
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES...
1. I AM IN SHAPE.. ROUND IS A SHAPE!!!!
1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.
YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.
BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT??
IT'S LIKE CAMPING..
We always hear "The Rules" from the female side..
Now here are the rules from the male side..
These are our rules! Please note.. These are numbered "1" on purpose!!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.
YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN.
WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.
YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN
ARGUMENT. IN FACT ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7
DAYS.
1. IF YOU WON'T DRESS LIKE VICTORIA SECRET GIRLS, DON'T EXPECT US
TO ACT LIKE SOAP OPERA GUYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE..DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE
OF THEM MAKES YOU ANGRY OR SAD, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING, OR TELL US HOW YOU
WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO DO IT
BEST, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING
COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER
DO WE..
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, JUST LIKE WINDOWS.
1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE
TIDE... LET IT BE.
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS.
1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM..SEE A DOCTOR.
1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED. WE DO THAT.
1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE
PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL, THE SHOTGUN
FORMATION, OR GOLF..
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES...
1. I AM IN SHAPE.. ROUND IS A SHAPE!!!!
1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.
YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.
BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT??
IT'S LIKE CAMPING..
