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MAFESTO!! You forgot football and basketball.

PJ-Hunter

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Football is stupid because it pays players an obscene amount of money for 12 piddly little games.

Football is stupid because the players think that they are underpaid and treated poorly. I wish I was treated that poorly.

Football is stupid because the names on the Jerseys change too fast.

Football is stupid because, well the players are stupid. Ever actually listen to a player interview after the game? Sounds like a hot white reporter chick asking scripted questions and the player responding with jive talk.

Football is stupid because it takes too long. You could shower and shave between plays.

Basketball is stupid because it has players that are too panty waisted to play football.

Basketball is stupid because the players were too dumb to play football.

Basketball is stupid because it's just a fast paced art show, except when the NBA makes them cover up their gang tats.

Basketball is stupid because the object of the game is simple. Run down court, put big orange ball in basket, run back and stop the other team from doing the same.
 
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