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62 yr old woman gives birth to a baby

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North of 60 ...Deep Deep in the bush ......
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 62 yr old woman was
> able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the
> hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
>
> "May we see the new baby?" one asked.
>
> "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
> while first."
>
> Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the
> new baby now?"
>
> "No, not yet," said the mother.
>
> After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the
> baby now?"
>
> "No, not yet," replied the mother.
>
> Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"
>
> "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
>
> "WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he
> CRIES??"
>
> "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him.":eek:
 
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