Buyout....what if?

got this email today.....i wont waste time removing the >>>>, its gooder:beer;


Ladies and Gentlemen ,
>
> I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout AIG.
>
> Instead, I'm in favor of! giving $85,000,000, 000 to
> America in
>
> a 'We Deserve It Dividend' program.
>
> To make the math simple, let's assume there are
> 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.
>
> Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man,
> woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at
adults 18
> and up..
>
> So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that
> equals $425,000.00.
>
> My plan is to give $425,0 00 to every person 18+ as a
>
> 'We Deserve It Dividend'.
>
> Of course, it would NOT be tax-free.
>
> So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
>
> Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
>
> That sends $25,500,000, 000 right back to Uncle Sam.
>
> But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their
> pocket.
>
> A husband and wife has $! 595,000 .00.
>
> What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your
> family?
>
> Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
>
> Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
>
> Put away money for college - it'll be there
>
> Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
>
> Buy a new car - create jobs
>
> Invest in the market - capital drives growth
>
> Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care
> improves
>
> Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else
>
> Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including
> the folks
>
> who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other
> company
>
> that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in
> our Armed Forces.
>
> If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's rea! lly
> do it...instead of
> trickling out
>
> a puny $1000.00 ( 'vote buy' ) economic incentive
> that is being proposed by
> one of our candidates for President.
>
> If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's
> bail out every adult U S
> Citizen 18+!
>
> As for AIG - liquidate it.
>
> Sell off its parts.
>
> Let American General go back to being American General.
>
> Sell off the real estate.
>
> Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean
> it up.
>
> Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.
>
>
> Sure it's a crazy idea that can 'never work.'
>
>
> But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
>
> How do you spell Economic Boom?
>
> I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the
> $85 Billion
&! gt;
> 'We Deserve It Dividend' more than do the geniuses at AIG
> or in Washington DC.
>
> And remember, The Family plan only really costs $59.5
> Billion because
> $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
>
> Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
>

damn you peolpe

I was gonna point that out much later in the thread....damn you BOSSRev:face-icon-small-dis

tudizzle said:

ah yes what if....
The scary part about this email is how many people have sent it to me. People that are I consider smart, intelligent well adjust people. They read it then talked about like it was really a good, out of the box plan? Then proceeded to forward off to everyone on their mailing list!

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True, but we as common folk see these spam emials everyday.....most peolpe just read em with one eye open. The sad thing is how many peolpe red this and now what that 40 acres, a 425K check, and mule who can fitch beer from the fridge

who the hell needed a calculater?

Take a seat kids, the bell wrong 5 minutes ago...

drop some zeros, now you got 85,000 divided by 200, keep it simple for the slow kids in back like BOSSRev and divide by 100 instead…. and cut that in half later…so now we got 850, now cut that sucker in half and ya get 425.

Next week we will be learning how to tie our shoes


Mr. Hatchers:beer;