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Why don't you eat a decroded piece of crap! ?
Movie quotes, here yet?
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"It took awhile but I finally got your cow to give some milk.
We don't have a cow only a bull." King Pin
We don't have a cow only a bull." King Pin
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sldgy
Guest
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No ****!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
Bad Santa
Willie: No ****!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
Bad Santa
Not a movie quote, but funny anyway!
"Red Rocket, Red Rocket" Eric Cartman, South Park
"Red Rocket, Red Rocket" Eric Cartman, South Park
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The William J. Lapetamain throughway? What'll they think of next? Anybody got dime's? Somebodies gota go back and get a sh1tload of dimes!!!!!
Blazing Saddles
Blazing Saddles
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"I see you've been missing a lot of work latley."
"Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it."
Office space.
"Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it."
Office space.
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Dont F**k With Me Now Man! I Am Ahab! H.s.t
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"Got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya."
"I'm listening to the f*cking song!!"
Slap Shot
"I'm listening to the f*cking song!!"
Slap Shot
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Fatty - "Jesus, Clyde, you have three pistols and you only have one arm for Christ's sake."
Clyde - "Well I just don't want to be killed for lack of shootin' back."
Will - "All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down. You better bury Ned right! Better not go cuttin' up, nor otherwise harm no whores. Or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-o-bitches. "
Will - "It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."
you could quote most of this movie and have a pretty damn impressive list...
Clyde - "Well I just don't want to be killed for lack of shootin' back."
Will - "All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down. You better bury Ned right! Better not go cuttin' up, nor otherwise harm no whores. Or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-o-bitches. "
Will - "It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."
you could quote most of this movie and have a pretty damn impressive list...
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sldgy
Guest
Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?
As Good as it gets
As Good as it gets
"mmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmm, sluuuuurp, mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmph, gulp" Paris Hilton, sex vid
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"Women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em."
aint that the truth.
aint that the truth.
One shot, 2 kills. 
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"Teach your Grandma to suck eggs!"
"You wanted me pa?" "I did... before you was born."
"I'm stuck in yer craw Henry Terrell and you can't spit me out!"
-The Big Country
"You wanted me pa?" "I did... before you was born."
"I'm stuck in yer craw Henry Terrell and you can't spit me out!"
-The Big Country
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movie one- Which one of you suck holes is gonna come up here and knock me off??!!!
Movie two- Jeesus H Christ a jelly donut, what the hell is a jelly donut doing in my dorm??!!!
movie three- You mean I'm gonna stay this color???!!! Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboons as s.
movie four- If you are not on that plane you'll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but eventually you will, and for the rest of your life.
movie 5- Dude... I'm the dude.... Man.....
Movie two- Jeesus H Christ a jelly donut, what the hell is a jelly donut doing in my dorm??!!!
movie three- You mean I'm gonna stay this color???!!! Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboons as s.
movie four- If you are not on that plane you'll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but eventually you will, and for the rest of your life.
movie 5- Dude... I'm the dude.... Man.....
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You gonna skin that smokewagon or stand there & bleed?
I'm your Huckleberry.
Do they speak english in what?
I'm your Huckleberry.
Do they speak english in what?
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I hired you boys to get a little work done not to jump around like a bunch of kansas city Fagots.
BLAZIN SADDLES!!
BLAZIN SADDLES!!
bonz ya forgot this one
You sir just shot an unarmed man
Well he should have armed himself then
and the whole movie of Full Metal Jacket
You sir just shot an unarmed man
Well he should have armed himself then
and the whole movie of Full Metal Jacket
