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Make ugly uglier

PJ-Hunter

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:eek: I wonder if the "model" knows that she is as ugly as the car? LMAO!! I really love the airbrushed monkey, that is classic!
 
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This is the best part:

THIS CAR HAS IT ALL!!!!

VERTICAL DOORS,TRAIN HORN,VIPER ALARM W REMOTE START,PIONEER FIRST CLASS AV SYSTEM..TVS EVERYWHERE.......LED MULTI LIGHTS UNDER CAR,,,LIGHT BAR ,,,,CUSTOM SPEAKER ENCLOSURE.....AND A PAINT JOB BY THREE!! ARTISTS WITH MONKEYS !!!!!

LOL...
 

Mafesto

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That car would be good for one thing.
You go into public restrooms in hopes of finding some unflushed bonus turds,
pick the turds out of the brown water and take out to you brand new Azteck.
Attempt to completely cover the sh_tcar in poo poo by spreading thinly and
gently rubbing into the the finish taking care to rub extra hard on that stupid
monkeys face.

Yep, that's about all that car would be good for.

By the way, that hogwoman in the photos would make a freight train take a dirt road!

One last note, don't chew your fingernails.
 

Mafesto

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And to any of you out there who actually drive an Azteck.................
march right up to your wife and DEMAND that she gives you one of your balls
back!


Stevie Wondor says the Azteck looks like sh_t!
 
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lol... is that supposed to be a "model"? :eek:

Probably sell better if she wasn't in the photos
 
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