I think I peed...

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Got home from work today and started making some supper and heard a noise in my house. Walked into my living room and heard something behind me and turned around to see this little turd flying right at my head. I think I peed a little...pretty sure I chit. Anyways I hit it with the dirty magazine I was reading.

Still trying to figure out how it got inside...

Little fella got hit with some bad pooty.

 

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playboy or penthouse or something dirtier

 

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Under a rock, next to a hardware store............

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man you messed that ***a up

 

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Nothing worse than getting attacked by a bat while masturbating. We've all been there though right?

 

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Hustler...

 

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deaner said:

Nothing worse than getting attacked by a bat while masturbating. We've all been there though right?

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Yeah I know!!! Was gonna use my belt but it was still in the kitchen!

 

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deaner said:

Nothing worse than getting attacked by a bat while masturbating. We've all been there though right?

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^^^^^^^^HOLY CHIT thats funny!

 

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HAAAhahahaha! That's awesome!! Thanks for the laughs!

 

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Fourtraxxx said:

^^^^^^^^HOLY CHIT thats funny!

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

 

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Cowbell said:

Got home from work today and started making some supper and heard a noise in my house. Walked into my living room and heard something behind me and turned around to see this little turd flying right at my head. I think I peed a little...pretty sure I chit. Anyways I hit it with the dirty magazine I was reading.

Still trying to figure out how it got inside...

Little fella got hit with some bad pooty.

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You didn't eat it did ya !?

----- Gimpster -----

 

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eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww !!

 

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deaner said:

Nothing worse than getting attacked by a bat while masturbating. We've all been there though right?

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THAT might be some of the funniest **** I have ever read on this site.

 

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deaner said:

Nothing worse than getting attacked by a bat while masturbating. We've all been there though right?

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Dat is some seriously funny chit there!

 

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deaner said:

nothing worse than getting attacked by a bat while masturbating. We've all been there though right?

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bwahahahahahahahahaha!

 

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deaner said:

Nothing worse than getting attacked by a bat while masturbating. We've all been there though right?

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LMFAO!!!!
That made my day!

 

togwotee9

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deaner said:

Nothing worse than getting attacked by a bat while masturbating. We've all been there though right?

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Holy chit batman thats funny

 

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deaner said:

Nothing worse than getting attacked by a bat while masturbating. We've all been there though right?

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HAHAHA good one

 

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Cowbell said:

Got home from work today and started making some supper

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You usually "take care of business" while making supper?

Note to self: Decline dinner invitation to Cowbell's house

 

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MountainPowder said:

You usually "take care of business" while making supper?

Note to self: Decline dinner invitation to Cowbell's house

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BWAHAHAHHA, not chit. LMAO at all of it!

 

togwotee9

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Better question. What where you planning on making?