Similarities between Titanic and Bill Clinton (non-political, off color joke)

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One smart-a** student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories.

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:


Titanic: $29.99

Clinton : $29.99



Titanic: Over 3 hours to read

Clinton : Over 3 hours to read



Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.

Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.



Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton : Bill is a bull**** artist.



Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton : Ditto for Bill.



Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton : Ditto for Monica.



Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton : Let's not go there.



Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton : Monica's forced to return her gifts.



Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember Jack.



Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton : Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.



Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton : Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.