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His And Hers Diary Entries

I
Oct 29, 2001
442
42
28
62
Central WA
Stay with this the end is worth it.



HER DIARY

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
was wrong.

He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to
worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't
say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My
life is a disaster.







HIS DIARY

My Snowmobile wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

 
D
Dec 4, 2007
401
22
18
36
Stay with this the end is worth it.



HER DIARY

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
was wrong.

He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to
worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't
say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My
life is a disaster.







HIS DIARY

My Snowmobile wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.


Man.... I almost cried on that one. Cheers
 
L
Mar 13, 2004
1,603
315
83
Lake Cle Elum, WA
In that 15 minutes after she went to bed, he put in fresh plugs, gave it a shot of starting fluid and it started right up.

Good day all around, he didn't have to talk to her, got the sled running and got laid.......:D
 
F
Oct 5, 2008
107
24
18
Seattle Eastside
Best part about that, is it's a universal diary entry...just replace *snowmobile* with anything that happens to be on a dude's mind and it works....so funny.

Spaghetti and waffles people, men and women just like spaghetti and waffles. :D

Good post...so funny. :beer;
 
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