Dear Editor:
I'm wondering if you are hiring any test riders. I'm 10 years old and love snowmobiles.
I begged for one since I was 10 months old, no exaggeration. I would do anything to be a test rider.
My parents would let me be test rider and would even sign a contract. Please write back.
P.S. Snowmobiling is my life.
(ED-Sorry, Augustus, we're not hiring test riders right now. But you're at the top of my list.)